Office Space

His messages..
Big grains of Salt!
Case of the mondays
Cockgobblers!
The faxmachine
I'll set the building on fire
The jews wore flare
Fucking A
Last Straw
Mother shit!...
Mr. Samir nah...ga..not..
My oh face...
PC load letter!...
paper jam?....
No salt for the margarita....
Shit shit shit!...
Swiline Stapler!...
TPS reports...
Two chicks at the same time
His dream...

 

CaddyShack

This is worst looking hat I ever saw...
1000 bucks you miss..
Pumping 15,000 gallons down there!
Double turds!
You scratched my anchor!
How do you like it? It's really awful.
That's right it sucks!
What's that candy wrapper doing there?
Cinderella story
You take drugs Danny?
Did someone step on a duck?
 

Dumb & Dumber

That's a lovely accent you have...
I thought it would be rockier than this...
(Karate sound)
Our pet's heads are falling off!
So your telling me there's a chance!
Pullover...!

 

The Goonies

In third grade I cheated on my history exam...
I'm setting booby traps...
Captain Chunk
Dead things, Mikey, Dead things
Fifty dollar bill!
I got it, I got it
Hey, you guys!
I smell icecream
You klutz
I hate nature
Let's get outta here, right now!
Pincers of Peril. I've been saved by my Pincers of Peril
Sweetheart, you ok? Nooowoowoo
...and people started gettin sick and throwing up all over each other
 

Vacation

This is Crazy! This is Crazy! This is Crazy!
He owes the Grizwalds right? Fuckin' A right he owes us!
...we're all gonna have so much fucking fun...
I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper...

 

Christmas Vacation

And why is the carpet all wet Todd? I don't KNOW Margo
"Clark", yes honey. Audrey is frozen from the waist down...
We're gonna have the hap hap happiest Christmas since...
Worse. How could anything be worse. Take a look around you Helen...
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry..kiss my ass, kiss his ass...
..drive you out to the middle of no where. Leave you for dead?
Tis' the season to be Merry. "Well that's my name." No shit
..don't be falling in love with it. Cause we're taking it with us when...
It's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out. Ha! Ha! What did I say nipple?...
"The little lights are not twinkling." I know Art. Thanks for noticing
...and an asshole in is bathrobe empting a chemical toilet into my sewer
"Shitter was full!" Ahh. yeah. Have ya checked our shitters honey?
Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!
Thish tree is tha thymbol of the Gristhwald family Christmas...
"Do you hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound." You couldn't hear a dumptruck...

Back to the Future

88mph...
Butthead!
1.21 Gigawatts!
Make like a tree...
Hello McFly!
 

Robocop

I'll buy that for a dollar!
Cops don't like me, so I don't like cops.
You have 20 sec. to comply!
Dead or alive...
 

Tommyboy

...my heads about to explode. My whole life sucks...
Let's say your driving along the road...
Fat guy in a little coat...
Housekeeping?
You better pray to the god, you skinny punks...
Brothers gotta hug!
It's go time! You and me!
Did you eat a lot of paint chips?
What'd you do?
 

Ace Ventura

If I'm not back in 5 min...
Alrighty then.
Do not go in there!
 

The Outlaw Josey Wales

Are you gonna pull those pistols...
 

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

(The good, bad, ugly sound)
 

Sudden Impact

Go ahead, make my day
 

Revenge of the Nerds

We've got Bush!
 

Smokey and the Bandit

...Knockers bouncing all over the joint...her ass was wiggling too.
Shut up! One shit at a time!
...One of those dancers start pun-tanging around with those show folk fags!
Thank ya nice lady
Bank robbing? Bank robbing is babyshit
Let me have a Diablo sandwhich a Dr. Pepper and make it fast...
...a hushpuppie daddy...we got no time for that crap!
...make Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecka..
Nice ass.
There's no way, you could come from my loins...
...he's all mine, so stay outta the way.
What I owe?
I'm gonna barbeque your ass in Molasses!
Much obliged.
 

Spies Like Us

...feel a certain degree of urgent presure on the inner wall of your bladder...
We need a plan.....let's play dead
...yeah it's a dicfer. What's a dicfer? To pee with
(Doctor doctor scene)
 

Tombstone

Why Ed Bailey. We cross?
Isn't that a daisy
"Your probably seeing double". I have two guns. One for each of ya
...your a daisy if you do
...looks like somebody just walked over your grave
No, I'm sure of it. I hate e'm
Hells coming with me!
I'm your huckleberry
Must be a peach of a hand

Misc.

Ribs...(Harry Caray)
Hey everybody Harry Caray here! (Harry)
Were gonna pump you up! (SNL)
Isn't that special. (SNL)