Quotes from
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
Indiana Jones: Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?Indiana Jones: Willie, Willie, Willie. What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something?
Willie Scott: Willie is my professional name, "Indiana."
Short Round: Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
Indiana Jones: *My* professional name.
Short Round: I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer!
Short Round: What is Sankara?
Indiana Jones: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.
Indiana Jones: Wear your jewels to bed Princess?
Willie: Yeah... and nothing else. Shock you?
Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.
Willie: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Indiana Jones: Maybe. But not today.
[Indy signals his intention to cut the rope bridge.]
Willie Scott: Oh my God. Oh my God, is he nuts?
Short Round: He no nuts, he's crazy!
[Indy threatens to drop the Sankara stones into the gorge.]
Mola Ram: Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! You won't!
Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.
Indiana Jones: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in Hell!
Willie: Aren't you gonna introduce us?
Lao Che: This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.
Willie: Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their mommies.
Indiana Jones: Mummys.
Willie: I can't go to Pankot! I'm a *singer*!
Willie: So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer?
Indiana Jones: I'm allowing you to tag along. So why don't you give your mouth a rest. Okay doll?
Willie: What do you mean "tag along"? Ever since you got into my club, you haven't been able to take your eyes off of me.
Indiana Jones: Oh yeah?
Willie: You know how to fly, don't you?
Indiana Jones: Um, no. Do you?
Short Round: I'm very little! You cheat very big!
Chattar Lal: I should say you look rather lost, but then I can't imagine where in the world the three of you would look at home.
Chattar Lal: Dr. Jones, the eminent archaeologist?
Willie: Hard to believe, isn't it?
Willie: THAT'S the maharaja? A *kid*?
Short Round: Maybe he likes *older* women.
Guest at dinner: Ah! Dessert... .Chilled Monkey-Brains!
Chattar Lal: Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.
Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who thretaned to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my... .
[looks down]
Indiana Jones: My misunderstanding.
Shaman of Maypore: Like monsoon, it moves darkness over all country.
Willie: Ooh, what big birds!
Indiana Jones: Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!
Lao Che: So it's true? You've found Nurhachi?
Indiana Jones: You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him.
[Kao Kan holds his bandaged hand]
Lao Che: You have insulted my son.
Indiana Jones: No, you have insulted me. I spared his life.
[Indy and Short Round are exploring a cavern]
Short Round: Feels like I step on fortune cookie!
Indiana Jones: It's not fortune cookies. Let me take a look.
[Indy lights a lighter to find bugs crawling all over the place]
Short Round: That no cookie!
Kao Kan: [laughing] Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?
Short Round: Indy! Cover your heart! Cover your heart!
Shaman of Maypore: Now you see the power of the rock you bring back.
Indiana Jones: Yes. I understand its power now.
[Indy and Short Round are trapped in a room]
Indiana Jones: Stop! Look, just - stand against the wall, will ya?
[Short Round stands against the wall, springing a trap]
Short Round: You say to stand against the wall! I just do what you say! Not my fault! Not my fault!
[Willie accidentally sets off the same trap she just sprang]
Short Round: It wasn't me! It's her!
Indiana Jones: Shorty, where's my razor?
Willie: Give me your hat.
Short Round: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna to puke in it!
Short Round: Wow. Holy Smoke, crash landing.
Indiana Jones: Short Round step on it.
Short Round: Okey dokey Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes.
Willie: For crying out loud, there's a kid driving the car.
Indiana Jones: The biggest trouble with her is the noise.
Willie: You're too proud to admit that you're crazy about me Dr Jones.
Indiana Jones: If you want me Willie, You know where to find me.
Willie: Five minutes. You get back over here in five minutes.
Indiana Jones: I'll be asleep in five minutes.
Willie: Five. You know it, and I know it.
[one of Mola Ram's guards is about to kill Short Round]
Indiana Jones: Wait! Wait! He's mine.
[Indy grabs Shorty and holds him over the pit]
Indiana Jones: I'm all right kid.
[Indy winks at him]
Willie: Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure.
Mola Ram: You are in a position unsuitable to give orders.
Webber: Ah, Dr. Jones. I'm Earl Webber. I spoke with your assistant and managed to secure three seats. However, there might be a *slight* inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo plane full of live poultry.
Willie: I'm not going to have anything nice to say about this place when I get back!
Willie: There are two dead people in here!
Indiana Jones: There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!
Short Round: Indy, I love you.
[burns Indy with a torch]
Short Round: Wake up, Indy! You're my best friend! Wake up, Indy!
Indiana Jones: Willie, we are going to die.
Indiana Jones: We're in trouble!
Willie: Trouble? What kind of trouble?
Indiana Jones: It's a long story. Better hurry up or you won't get to hear it.
[Indy places his hands on the bosom of a statue]
Willie: I'm right *here*!
Willie: I hate the water... and I hate being wet... and I hate you!
Indiana Jones: Stay behind me Short Round, step where I step and don't touch anything.
Short Round: I step where you step. I touch nothing.
[last lines]
Indiana Jones: Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.
Willie: No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
Willie: If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is NOT my idea of a swell time!
[to native]
Willie: Excuse me, sir. I need a guide to Delhi. If you could...
[Indy snaps his whip around Willie's waist and pulls her back]
Willie: Oh...
Short Round: Very funny. Very funny.
[Indy and Willie start to kiss]
Short Round: Uh-oh!
Indiana Jones: [after listening to Mola Ram's plans] What a vivid imagination.
Mola Ram: [after Indy spits blood back in his face] You dare not do that.
Indiana Jones: [trapped in the middle of the rope bridge] Oh, shit.
Mola Ram: You don't believe me, Dr. Jones? You will, Dr. Jones. You will become a true believer.
Indiana Jones: Kali Ma protects us! We are her children! We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh... and blood!
Indiana Jones: We weren't brought here. Our plane crashed.
Willie: [nodding and smiling] It crashed.
Shaman of Maypore: [laughing] No, no, no. We prayed to Siva to help us find the stone. It was Siva who made you fall from sky. So you will go to Pankot Palace... and find Sivalinga... and bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us.
[first lines]
Wu Han: [to Indy] Be careful.
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