Quotes from
Friday (1995)
Jehovah's Witness: Are you prepared for Jehovah's return? 'Cause if you're not, we've got a pam--
[Craig slams the door in their faces.]
Jehovah's Witness: Well fuck you! Half-dead motherfucker. Come on, sister.
Mr. Jones: I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure.
Mom: You know what your problem is? You have no game.
Craig: What do you know about game? Besides, I have all the game.
Mom: Now your father has game.
Dad: [coming out of the bathroom] Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Sombody open up a window.
[Sees Mrs. Parker bending over]
Pastor Clever: Lord have mercy! The Lord is my shepherd... he know what I want!
Craig: You better get your ass off your shoulders and make that money.
Big Worm: Playing with my weed is like playing with my emotions, Smokey.
Smokey: Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You're fuckin' up the rotation.
Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Craig: Man, that's blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.
Smokey: Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck!
Craig: We ain't got no sugar.
Smokey: No sugar!? Damn! Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either ya got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn!
Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do!
Dad: Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen! In the goddamn refrigerator! Eatin' up all the food. ALL the chitlins... ALL the pig's feet... ALL the colleygreens... ALL the hog-mows. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs FEET!
Smokey: Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.
Smokey: You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off!
Ezel: Aaaa! My neck! My back! My neck and my back! I want a hundred a fifty thousand, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.
Dad: Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen in the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food.
Smokey: You got knocked the fuck out!
Smokey: What's up Big Perm? ...I mean Big Worm.
Craig Jones: I felt sorry for Smokey, 'cause peer pressure is a motherfucker.
Craig Jones: Friday used to be just a day between Thursday and Saturday. But after this Friday, nothing would ever be the same.
Smokey: Well, I'm going into rehab. I'm through with this shit. [Hangs up phone and tokes joint in his mouth.] I was just bullshittin'! And you know this, man!
Craig Jones: What I'm trippin on, is how you gonna sell weed, when all you do is smoke it.
Smokey: I don't know.
Craig Jones: Well Big Worm is gonna fuck you up if you --
Smokey: Big Worm ain't gonna do a goddamn thing. And I don't give a fuck.
Smokey: I'm gonna call you. But if you come by I won't call you. Ok? Don't ever...EVER..ever, ever, ever, ever, ever..come by here. Ok?
Smokey's mom: Smokey, get me some cigarettes.
Smokey: Well, give me some money. [Smokey's mom gives Smokey a dollar.] Wait, this isn't enough!
Smokey's mom: Make it enough!
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