Quotes from
The Ladies Man (2000)
Leon Phelps: What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon PhelpsLeon Phelps: Ya know, when a man works hard his entire life enduring hundreds of ladies, many of whom he does not even remember you'd like to think that at the end of the day he will be given a lot of money, without having had to earn it.
[Leon is answering a call]
Leon Phelps: Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified by men and not by women.
Leon Phelps: Well, listen baby. My car, uh, doesn't exist, so...
Leon Phelps: So... you ... don't want a fish sandwich?
Leon Phelps: But guys you can not blame the wang.
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