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[Kit is trying to cheer up Vivian.] Vivian: So, what's your name? Edward: Edward. Vivian: Really? That's my favorite name in the whole world. [At the beginning of the evening.] Vivian: In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight. [After negotiating three thousand dollars.] Vivian: I would have stayed for two thousand. Edward: I would have paid four. Edward Lewis: You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money. Vivian: I got red, I got yellow, I got green, I got blue, I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left. The condom of champions. Nothin' is getting through this sucker. [Kit is streetwalking.] Kit: Hey yo, baby! Guy in car: How 'bout a freebie? It's my birthday. Kit: Dream on! Kit: You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than $100. Call me when you're through. Take care of you. Vivian: Take care of you. [Vivian calls Kit.] Vivian: I called and called last night. Where were you?! Kit: Mom? Vivian: That would make you a... lawyer. Edward: What makes you think I'm a lawyer? Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you. Edward: I think we both know she's not my niece. Barney: Of course. Vivian: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing. Lady at polo match: Edward is quite a catch. Vivian: Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex. Kit: I don't know. Maybe you could, like, buy a horse and some diamonds. Edward: How much for the entire night? Vivian: Stay here? You couldn't afford it. Edward: Try me. Vivian: 300 dollars. Edward: Done! Thank you. Now we can relax. Kit: Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch. Vivian: You know, you could pay me now, and break the ice. Vivian: Can I call you Eddie? Edward: Not if you expect me to answer. Edward: I told you not to pick up the phone. Vivian: Then stop calling me. Store manager: Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive? Edward: Really offensive. Store manager: I like him so much. [After meeting Vivian] Elizabeth Stuckey: She's wonderful! Where did you find her? Edward: 976-BABE. Vivian: I'm gonna treat you so good, you're never gonna let me go. Vivian Ward: You're late. Edward Lewis: You're stunning. Vivian Ward: You're forgiven. Old Lady at Opera: How was it dear? Vivian: It was so good I almost peed my pants. Edward Lewis: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her? Vivian Ward: She rescues him right back. Vivian Ward: People put you down enough, you start to believe it. Edward Lewis: I think you are a very bright, very special woman. Vivian Ward: The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?  Main Page...or Look at some Movie Pics |