Quotes from
Total Recall (1990)

Benny: [to the three-breasted hooker] You make me wish I had three hands.


Douglas Quaid: If I am not me, den who da hell am I?

Douglas Quaid: I'll be back!

Douglas Quaid: [after shooting his "wife"] Consider that a divorce!

Benny: Ever fucked a mutant?

Johnny Cab: Your in a Johnny Cab.

[Douglas Quaid seeing his real personality on the screen]
Douglas Quaid: Now get your ass to Mars.

Melina: It's been a while Hauser. Still bulging I see. [Grabs his crotch.] What have you been feeding this thing?
Douglas Quaid: Blondes.
Melina: I think it's still hungry.

Lori: No wonder you're having nightmares, you're always watching the news.

Lori: [Kicks Doug in the face.] That's for making me come to Mars. [Kicks his groin.] You know how much I hate this *fucking* planet!

Melina: Kuato's gonna make you remember some things when you were Hauser.
Douglas Quaid: Like what?
Melina: All sorts of things, like maybe you'll remember that you loved me.
Douglas Quaid: I don't need Kuato for that.
Melina: Since when?

Kuato: What do you want, Mr. Quaid?
Douglas Quaid: The same as you, to remember.
Kuato: But why?
Douglas Quaid: To be myself again.
Kuato: You are what you do. A man is defined by his actions, not his memory.

Richter: You have to make a decision, sir.
Vilos Cohaagen: Kill him.
Richter: It's about goddamn time.

Vilos Cohaagen: In thirty seconds you'll be dead. And I'll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes!

Vilos Cohaagen: Don't touch that, get away, get back!
Douglas Quaid: What are you afraid of? Turn it on.
Vilos Cohaagen: Impossible, once the reaction starts, it'll spread to all the turbinium in the planet. Mars will go into global meltdown. That's why the aliens never turned it on.
Douglas Quaid: And you expect me to believe you?
Vilos Cohaagen: Who gives a shit what you believe? In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes. I didn't want it to end this way, I wanted Hauser back, but nooo, you had to be Quaid.
Douglas Quaid: I am Quaid.
Vilos Cohaagen: You're nothing, you're nobody, you're a stupid dream. Well, all dreams come to an end.

Melina: I can't believe it, it's like a dream. What's wrong?
Doug: I just had a terrible thought: what if this is a dream?
Melina: Well then kiss me quick before you wake up.

Read some Movie Quotes......Listen to some Movie Clips
reviewMain Pagereview
...or Look at some Movie Pics