Benny: [to the three-breasted hooker] You make me wish I had three hands.
Douglas Quaid: If I am not me, den who da hell am I? Douglas Quaid: I'll be back! Douglas Quaid: [after shooting his "wife"] Consider that a divorce! Benny: Ever fucked a mutant? Johnny Cab: Your in a Johnny Cab.
[Douglas Quaid seeing his real personality on the screen] Douglas Quaid: Now get your ass to Mars. Melina: It's been a while Hauser. Still bulging I see. [Grabs his crotch.] What have you been feeding this thing? Douglas Quaid: Blondes. Melina: I think it's still hungry. Lori: No wonder you're having nightmares, you're always watching the news. Lori: [Kicks Doug in the face.] That's for making me come to Mars. [Kicks his groin.] You know how much I hate this *fucking* planet! Melina: Kuato's gonna make you remember some things when you were Hauser. Douglas Quaid: Like what? Melina: All sorts of things, like maybe you'll remember that you loved me. Douglas Quaid: I don't need Kuato for that. Melina: Since when? Kuato: What do you want, Mr. Quaid? Douglas Quaid: The same as you, to remember. Kuato: But why? Douglas Quaid: To be myself again. Kuato: You are what you do. A man is defined by his actions, not his memory. Richter: You have to make a decision, sir. Vilos Cohaagen: Kill him. Richter: It's about goddamn time. Vilos Cohaagen: In thirty seconds you'll be dead. And I'll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes! Vilos Cohaagen: Don't touch that, get away, get back! Douglas Quaid: What are you afraid of? Turn it on. Vilos Cohaagen: Impossible, once the reaction starts, it'll spread to all the turbinium in the planet. Mars will go into global meltdown. That's why the aliens never turned it on. Douglas Quaid: And you expect me to believe you? Vilos Cohaagen: Who gives a shit what you believe? In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes. I didn't want it to end this way, I wanted Hauser back, but nooo, you had to be Quaid. Douglas Quaid: I am Quaid. Vilos Cohaagen: You're nothing, you're nobody, you're a stupid dream. Well, all dreams come to an end. Melina: I can't believe it, it's like a dream. What's wrong? Doug: I just had a terrible thought: what if this is a dream? Melina: Well then kiss me quick before you wake up.