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[About Goofy.] Teddy: Jesus H. bald-headed Christ! Gordie: Fuck writing, I don't want to be a writer. It's stupid, it's a stupid waste of time. Chris: Now that's your dad talking. Gordie: Bullshit. Chris: Bull true. Teddy: This is my age. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once. Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life. Chris: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? Teddy: Hey, I'm French, alright? Chris: Your garbage cans are knocked over and your dogs pregnant. Teddy: Hey, I said I was French. Chris: Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more? Gordie: Do you think I'm weird? Chris: Definitely. Gordie: No man, seriously. Am I weird? Chris: Yeah, but so what? Everybody's weird. [Chris drags Gordie behind the building to show him his gun.] Gordie: Walking talking Jesus! Gordie: Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood. Gordie: No, seriously, do you think I'm weird? Chris: Yeah, but so what? Everyone's weird. Vern: Ha! Ha! Very funny, what am I gonna eat? Teddy: Why don't you eat your dick? Chris: It'll be a small meal! Teddy: Come on guys, by the time we get there the kid won't be dead anymore Gordie: Shut up! Vern, Chris, Teddy: I don't shut up, I grow up and when I look at you I throw up. Gordie: And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up. Grown Gordie: [voiceover] Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard. Teddy: Fine, you guys can haul your candy asses half way across the state and back, but I'll be on the other side relaxing with my thoughts. Gordie: Do you use your left hand or right hand for that? Teddy: You wish. Vern Tessio: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Cherry Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. There's no doubt about it. Chris: You four-eyed pile of shit. Teddy: A pile of shit has a thousand eyes. Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? Teddy: What are you, cracked? Vern: No I saw him on tv the other day he was holding 5 elephants in 1 hand. Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. Vern: I guess you're right. It would be a good fight though. Chris: I'm never gonna get out of this town am I, Gordie? Gordie: You can do anything you want, man. Chris: Yeah, sure. Give me some skin. Gordie: I'll see ya. Chris: Not if I see you first. Grown Gordie: [voiceover] It happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of our lives like busboys in a restaurant.  Main Page...or Look at some Movie Pics |