Quotes from
Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Lauren: Ryan and I were having sex! Hot steamy, sweaty sex! Every part of my body tingled orgasm after orgasm...Officer: Uh, ma'am...I just asked for your name.
Ryan Harrison: [to Sean] Right? Signal "yes" by shooting yourself in the head three times.
Lauren: Don't, it's a trick!
Ryan Harrison: Your dog certaintly has a surprised look on his face.
Lauren: That's because you're looking at his butt.
Ryan Harrison: Aww. AWW. Then he's certainly not going to enjoy that treat I just fed to him.
Cass Lake: Cass Lake.
Ryan Harrison: No, Ryan Harrison. You're mixing me up with some woman.
Lt. Fergus Falls: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be held against you. One nation, indivisible, till death do us part.
Lt. Fergus Falls: Guilt or innocence, that's not my job. It's my duty to pick up scum-sucking punks like yourself who are accused of a crime. A jury of twelve really stupid people who are easily swayed by rich, fat-cat, slimy lawyers, who'll do anything but tell the truth, will sit in judgment of you. It's as American as a burrito.
P.A. on the Prison Bus: Seats in the upright position. Handcuffs and ankle chains must be securely fastened OR you will be shot. Exits are clearly marked but you will not be using them. Should you use them...you will be shot. On behalf of the State of Minnesota thank you for being arrested and convicted. Sit back and enjoy your bus ride.
Cass Lake: You see, I think she's my sister.
Ryan Harrison: Sister?
Cass Lake: It's like a brother, only you do each other's hair.
Ryan Harrison: Women and me are like water and fire: wet and flammable.
Ryan Harrison: Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here, but I got one.
Ryan Harrison: Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches.
Lt. Fergus Falls: Shoot and gut every animal in the park. Their stomachs might contain something that could be a clue. Donate the meat to charity. The hides can be turned into warm socks for the poor. Grind up the bones for dog food. I want nothing wasted.
Ryan Harrison: We can go away right now. I pack light. Everything we need is right here in my pants.
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