Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel things out
Like a midget at a urninal, I was gonna stay on my toes
That's no way for a man to die. Your right Ed, a parachute not opening...
Naked Gun 33 1/3
Cheer up Ed. This is not goodbye, is just I'll won't ever see you again
I am what am and I do what I do. A few make shoe laces...
I'm not a piece of meat Jane. I'm trying, I've got ointments, lotions...
Have you tried sexy lingerie, some lacy underwear, a black teddy...
I do any shooting now it will have to be with in the confinds of my own home...
Major Payne
I said hold it boy or I'll break that thing off and kick it around on the ground
What the hell was that you little Freckle Faced Cartoon?
You don't answer me when i speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!
Happy Gilmore
The price is wrong bitch!
(The t.v. bleeps out his curse words)
..I'd kick my own ass if I wore those clothes
Stupid ball....why don't you go home...
Don't you ever touch my puck baby!
Friday
Older the berry, sweeter the juice. "That's blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice"...
...Don't ever,...ever, ever, ever, ever...come by here. Ok?
Gladiator
At my signal...unlesh Hell.
I knew a man who once said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
...father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengence, in this life or the next.
Godfather
"What the hell is this?" It's a Siciln message. It means Locabraciss sleeps the fishes.
I'm gonna make him an offer he can not refuse.
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Throw Mamma from The Train
Come on move it, lard ass
Get off your fat little ass or I'll break it for you
Owen doesn't have a friend...He's fat and he's stupid
Who the hell are you!
Get away from me you horse's ass!
You clumsy poop! What'd you do that for?
Coming to America
...Good morning my neighbors..."Hey Fuck You!" Yes, Yes. Fuck you too!
Sexual Chocolate!
Animal House
...there on Double Secret Probation!
...every Halloween the trees are filled with underwear, every spring the toilets explode...
I gotta work on my game. "Don't think it as work. The whole point is to enjoy yourself."
Toga! Toga! "I think they like the idea Who."
Half Baked
For $400 I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch man.
...I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do...
Beavis and Butthead Do America
"Get the hell out of the cockpit!" Uhh. Ha huh huh, You said.."NOW!"
Well I'll be a monkey's bare-assed uncle.
..."Do they have a lot sluts in Las Vegas?" Agh. There's so many Slots you won't know where to begin...
...maybe your lactose intolerate? "No. No. I poop too much"...
GhostBusters
That's the bedroom, but nothing every happened in there. "What a crime."
I think we better split up. "Good idea. We can do more damage that way."
Cable Guy
Come back here! So that I may brain thee!
Ohhh Billy!
I'm just jerking your chain. I'll juice ya up.
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