Other Quotes: Dr. No. Goldfinger Moonraker Thunderball A View To A Kill Diamonds are Forever From Russia With Love Never Say Never Again You Only Live Twice The Spy Who Loved Me The Living Daylights Sheriff J.W. Pepper: Hey! You're that english secret agent! From England! Francisco Scaramanga: A duel between titans. . . my golden gun against your Walther PPK. James Bond: One bullet against my six? Francisco Scaramanga: I only need one, Mr. Bond. James Bond: How will I recognize him? Andrea Anders: He's tall, dark and thin. James Bond: So is my aunt! James Bond: Who'd want to put a contract on me? M: Humiliated chefs! Outraged tailors! Jealous husbands! The list is endless! Francisco Scaramanga: I like a girl in a bikini, no concealed weapons. James Bond: We all get our jollies one way or another. Francisco Scaramanga: Mine has always been killing. James Bond: I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak or forever hold your piece. Francisco Scaramanga: Ours is the loneliest profession, Mr. Bond. James Bond: Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on.
[James is sitting in the car] James Bond: Goodnight! Where are the car keys? Goodnight: [from inside Scaramanga's trunk] Oh, I've got them. And I also have the Solex Agitator James Bond: Did you see who shot Fairbanks? Saida: No, I was in his arms, my eyes were closed. James Bond: Well, at least he died happy.
[Bond's waiter shows him the wine label] James Bond: PHUYUCK!?!? Waiter: '74, sir
[M stares in shock as Bond relays news of his foul-up] James Bond: And that's really all there is to it... M: So if I understand it, Scaramanga got away - in a car that sprouted wings! Q: Oh, that's perfectly feasible, sir. In fact, Q branch are working on one right now. M: Oh, shut up, Q! Where is Miss Goodnight now? James Bond: Well, Communications aren't picking up the signal from the homing device supplied by Q. Q: Rubbish! They're simply not stepping up the reception sufficiently to enable. M: Oh, Q, shut up! Colthorpe: Lazar? Q: Lazar? Hmm, possible... Yes! I concur. James Bond: Well what the hell is Lazar? Colthorpe: Not "what", "who". Portuguese - lives in Macau. Q: Chap who made the bullet, 007! James Bond: He couldn't have missed me tonight. Instead, he hit some chap coming out of the club. I got quite a shock when I saw who it was. M: I should think you did. James Bond: Our missing solar-energy expert, Gibson. M: Yes, Gibson! James Bond: Moneypenny - Fairbanks. Moneypenny: Alaska. James Bond: No, Bill Fairbanks. 002. Moneypenny: [Sadly] Oh, poor fellow. I miss him. James Bond: Yes, well the man with the golden gun didn't. Sheriff J.W. Pepper: [To elephant] Get your cotton-picking Schnozz out of my pants, y'know! Andrea Anders: Ow! You're twisting my arm! James Bond: I'll break it if you don't tell me what I want.
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