Quotes from
Caddyshack II (1988)
Chandler Young: I'm Chandler Young.Jack Hartounian: Oh, I'm afraid I'm at a disadvantage; I only have one last name.
Chandler Young: And quite an interesting last name it is.
Jack Hartounian: Hartounian!
Chandler Young: What is your background?
Jack Hartounian: My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.
Chandler Young: That's three halves.
Jack Hartounian: Oh, she was a big woman.
Chandler Young: Interesting club. what would you call that?
Jack Hartounian: Twelve gauge.
Peter Blunt: Golf, golf... what kinda name is "golf" anyway? Sounds like a sound you make when you've got something caught in your throat.
Chandler Young: Your target's name is Jack Hartounian. I want him to be discouraged from erecting any more structures on Bushwood estates.
Capt. Tom Everett: Discouraged? As in "extreme prejudice"?
Chandler Young: We already tried extreme prejudice. It didn't work.
Capt. Tom Everett: No, I mean do you want him... Everett pulls out a gun.
Capt. Tom Everett: ...terminated?
Chandler Young: The less I know about that, the better.
Capt. Tom Everett: Good! Good, that's my policy exactly. You see, that way, when we're captured, and they attach the twelve-volt car batteries to our testicles... which can, does, and... has happened...
[Everett winces as electricity is heard]
Capt. Tom Everett: ...then we can honestly say we had nothing to do with it.
Cynthia Young: [about Jack] The man tried to kill me.
Chandler Young: I'm sure he had his reeasons.
[the Youngs arrive at Bushwood after Jack renovates it]
Cynthia Young: I want to go home.
Chandler Young: Now now, Cynthia. The last thing we want to do is let him think he's winning.
Cynthia Young: But he IS winning!
Jack Hartounian: [to one of his workers] Take chances. I'm insured.
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