Other Quotes: Child's Play 1 Child's Play 2 Child's Play 3 Tiffany: Ohh Chucky, do you got a rubber? Chucky: Tiff... I'm ALL rubber! Tiffany: My mother always said love would set me free, but I've been a prisoner because of my love for you. Tiffany: A woman spends all day over a hot stove slaving away for her man. The least he can do is the dishes. Chucky: What would Martha Stewart say? Tiffany: Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt! Chucky: Fine! Kill me! I'll be back! I always come back! But dying is such a bitch! Tiffany: Oh, how romantic. Chucky: I give them six months, three if she gains weight. Tiffany: Oh, Chucky, have you got a rubber? Chucky: Tiff? Tiffany: Yes, Chucky? Chucky: I'm all rubber! Tiffany: I thought you were plastic. Stoner: Rude fuckin' doll. Chucky: What would Martha Stewart do? Tiffany: Martha Stewart can kiss my ass. Jesse: They think we're mass murderers! David: Multiple murderers, actually. Mass murderers kill a whole lot of people at the same time, like at the post office. Chief Warren Kincaid: I heard you're going to college on a scholarship. David: Yes, sir. Chief Warren Kincaid: Hockey? David: Ballet, actually. Tiffany: You know me, I'd kill anybody, but I'd only sleep with the man I love. Chucky: I give them six months, three if she gains weight. Jesse: How'd you end up like this? Tiffany: It's a long story. Chucky: If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to explain. Tiffany: We have to get to New Jersey. Chucky: Oh sure, you steer and I'll work the pedals. We're dolls you idiot! Spelling Computer: Spell "woman" Spelling Computer: B-I-T-C-H. That is incorrect. The correct spelling of woman in "W-O-M- Chucky: Shows how much you know.
[Chucky whips out his knife] Tiffany: God, were you born with that thing superglued to your hand? Tiffany: God, was Chucky an incredible lover! He was the best I ever had. Damian: Oh come on, Tiff. He ain't man enough to handle a woman like you? Chucky: It ain't the size that counts, asshole --- it's what you do with it. Woman In Honeymoon hotel: [picks up Tiffany] Oh Russ, have you ever seen anything so cute in your life! What an excellent idea for a wedding gift!
[picks up Chucky, disgusted] Woman In Honeymoon hotel: Oh, well this one has a face only a mother could love. Chucky: Hi, I'm Chucky, and I wouldn't talk if I were you! Hidy-ho. Hahaha.