Quotes from
Demolition Man (1993)

Phoenix: Spartan? John Spartan? Oh shit! They let anybody into this century.


John Spartan: Send a maniac to catch a maniac.

John Spartan: You're going to regret this for the rest of your life. Both seconds of it!

Edgar Friendly: I want fat, I want cholesterol! I wanna eat butter and bacon and BUCKETS of cheese!

Lenina Huxley: Would you like to have sex?
John Spartan: With you?
[Lenina nods]
John Spartan: Oh, yeah.

[After futuristic, contact-free "sex."]
John Spartan: I was thinkin' we could do it the old-fashioned way.
Lenina Huxley: You mean... *fluid transfer*?

Simon Phoenix: I've been dreaming about killing you for 30 years!
John Spartan: Well keep dreaming!

Lenina Huxley: [stamping her foot] John Spartan, I wish for you to leave my domicile immediately!

Lenina Huxely: Let's go blow this guy.
John Spartan: Away! Let's go blow this guy _away_!

Simon Phoenix: This is the future. Where the phaser guns?

Dr. Cocteau: Be well, John Spartan.
John Spartan: Be fucked!

John Spartan: Hey Luke Skywalker, use the force.

Simon Phoenix: I'm sorry to say that the world has turned into a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of robed sissies.

Lenina Huxley: Look's like there's a new shepherd in town.

Lenina Huxley: Chief, why don't you take this job and shovel it!

Lenina Huxley: Not bad for a seventy-four year old. Simon Phoenix knows he has some competion. He's finally matched his meat. You really licked his ass.

Museum Curator: Mellow greetings, sir. What's your boggle?

Lenina Huxley: Transfer of bodily fluids? Do you know what that leads to?
John Spartan: Yeah, I do! Smoking, kids, a desire to raid the fridge.

Lenina Huxley: I find this lack of stimulus to be truly disappointing, don't you think?
Warden Smithers: I try not to. However, you're young. Think all you want.

Lenina Huxley: [sotto voce] Sanctimonious asshole.
Machine on wall: Lenina Huxley, you are fined one-half credit for a sotto voce violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

Simon Phoenix: Simon says, "Die."

Simon Phoenix: Simon says, "Bleed."

Man in info booth: I don't know... lately I just don't feel like there's anything special about me.
Booth: You are an incredibly sensitive man, who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you.

Officer: We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!


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