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Sergeant Prendergast: You're mad because they lied to you? They lie to everyone! They lie to the fish!
Captain Yardley: I don't like you. You know why? You don't curse. I don't trust a man who doesn't curse.
D-FENS: I'm the bad guy? How did that happen?
Nazi: You and I, we're the same.
William: We are not the same. I'm an American. You're a sick asshole.
Korean Shop Owner: Take the money!
William "D-FENS" Foster: You think I'm a thief? You see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a STINKING SODA! You're the thief! I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.
[William "D-FENS" Foster is sitting on a concrete ruin filled with graffiti, resting, and 2 Hispanic guys walk up to him saying he is trespassing]
William "D-FENS" Foster: I didn't see any signs?
Dude 1: [pointing at a graffiti skull] What do you call that?
William "D-FENS" Foster: Graffiti?
Dude 1: No no, it's not fucking graffiti, that's a sign.
Dude 2: You can't read it man.
Dude 1: I'll read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. That means fucking you.
William "D-FENS" Foster: It says all that?
Dude 1: Yeah.
William "D-FENS" Foster: Well, if you maybe wrote in fucking English I would fucking understand you.
[William "D-FENS" Foster picks up the flat hamburger he just ordered, comparing it to the picture behind the counter]
William "D-FENS" Foster: Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?
Annoying Man at Phone Booth: Excuse me... Hey, exCUSE ME! I don't know if you have noticed it or not, but there are other people waiting to use the phone here.
William "D-FENS" Foster: There are?
Annoying Man at Phone Booth: Yeah!
William "D-FENS" Foster: People want to use the phone?
Annoying Man at Phone Booth: That's right, you selfish asshole!
William "D-FENS" Foster: That's too bad. You know what?
Annoying Man at Phone Booth: What?
William "D-FENS" Foster: [firing a machine gun into the phone booth] I think it's out of order.
William "D-FENS" Foster: [to The Golfer that is having a heart attack] Yeah! And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?
Sergeant Prendergast: Fuck you Captain Yardley. Fuck you very much.
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