[Ogre over looking the campus and seeing two nerds] Ogre: NERDS!!
[Gilbert and Louis start looking around] Julia: A nerd saw me naked! Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger. Booger: Why? Does she have a penis? Booger: This is bullshit - I want BUSH!
[spotting a naked girl on t.v.] Booger: We got bush. We've got bush. Takashi: Ohh, hair-pie. Louis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex. Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you "booger"? Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know. Stan Gable: What are you looking at, nerd? Booger: I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio. Booger: What the fuck's a frush? Stan Gable: Those nerds are a threat to our way of life! Gilbert: No one will really be free until nerd persecution ends. Judy: Maybe we should eat? Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV? Booger: Hey guys...
[opens his leather jacket to reveal some Marijuana cigarettes] Booger: ...wonder joints! Takashi: Maybe we should have robster craws! Booger: [strumming his guitar] What the fuck are robster craws?
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