[Preparing to ravish Maid Marian.] Achoo: Hey, Blinkin! Blinkin: Did you say "Abe Lincoln"? Achoo: No. I said, "Hey, Blinkin!" [Blinkin, the blind man, is up in a perch looking out for strangers.] Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing? Blinkin: Guessing. I guess no one's coming. Little John: That there is Will Scarlet. Scarlet: My whole name is Will Scarlet O'Hara. We're from Georgia. Blinkin: Oh Master Robin! [hugging a statue] You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs. Robin of Locksley: Blinkin, I'm over here. Robin of Locksley: Prepare for the fight scene! Prince: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it? Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century. Prince: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"? Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse." Prince: It's a good change. That's a good change! Man in church: Hey Abbot! Abbot: I hate that guy! Prince John: And why would the people listen to you? Robin of Locksley: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent. Blinkin: This never would have happened if your father had been here. Robin Hood: He's dead? Blinkin: Yes. Robin Hood: And my mother? Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while -- while you were away. Robin Hood: My dog Pongo? Blinkin: Run over by a carriage. Robin Hood: My goldfish Goldie? Blinkin: Eaten by the cat. Robin Hood: My cat? Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish. It's great to be home, isn't it, Master Robin? Prince John: I tell you that tonight, we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we ought to have a lot of fun, huh? Main Page ...or Look at some Movie Pics |