Quotes from
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (1966)

Blondie: You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage---uh, cigar?---liable to interfere with my aim.
Tuco: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.


Tuco: [trying to read a note] "See you soon, id..." "id..." "ids..."
Man With No Name: [taking the note] "Idiots." It's for you.

Tuco: God is on our side because he hates the Yanks!
Blondie: God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.

[surveying some Civil War carnage]
Blondie: I've never seen so many men wasted so bad.

Blondie: Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.

Angel Eyes: When I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that.

Tuco: I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise!

[As they set out across the desert.]
Tuco: If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly old friend.

Tuco Benedicto Juan Ramirez aka "the Rat": There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.

[Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room.]
One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.
[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam.]
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

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