When I review movies, I basically use simple one-word descriptions. If I were describing them to my friends, I would use the words below pretty much to some up the entire movie.

"I don't like critics. I would rather take advice from someone who actually ENJOYS spending time at the movies."

POWERFULL review
This type of movie is so rare...It is hard to compare to anything else. Maybe Ben Hur, The Exorcist, The Ten Commandments or Apocalypse Now.
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"Yeah, definatly one of the best this year!"
Pretty Good movie showtimesmovie showtimes
"I thought it was Pretty Good. It's not the best but worthwhile to see it."
Alright movie showtimes
"I saw it. It was something to do over the weekend, but it was still good."
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"It didn't suck, but rent it later and see something else at the theator instead."
Sucks goose-egg
"It's not even worth renting."

* I see about 45% of the movies currently playing, within
1 week of there release.

"You have to see A LOT of movies, to appreciate a good one."