Other Quotes: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Grim Reaper: Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories. Colonel Oates: Get down and give me infinity. Bill: There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups. Ted: Well maybe if he lets us do them girly-style... Bill: Ted, don't fear the reaper! Grim Reaper: I heard that! Rufus: ...and very important, DO NOT do your homework without wearing headphones. Repeat...
[Evil Bill & Ted are holding the real Bill & Ted over a cliff] Bill: Ted, we gotta do something! Ted: Dudes, even though you're doing this, we... we... we love you! We love you! Evil Bill, Evil Ted: Fags! Evil Robot Ted: Aim for the cat, dude! Aim for a cat! Evil Robot Ted: I got a full-on robot chubby.
[Evil Robot Bill and Evil Robot Ted arrive at 1988] Evil Robot Bill: Not bad... Evil Robot Ted: Yeah. Let's make it bad.
[Dead Bill S. Preston almost falls down when climbing around in Hell] Dead Bill S. Preston: Ted, you know, if I die, you can have my megadeth collection. Dead Ted Logan: Dude, we are already dead. Dead Bill S. Preston: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude. Heaven's Gatekeeper: [to the Grim Reaper] Don't I know you? Ted Logan: [to God] Keep up the good work.
[Bill and Ted wakes up after having been dead a while. Bill picks out a worm from his ear] Bill S. Preston: Dinner's over, wormdude. The Grim Reaper: [to The Smoker] See you real soon. Grim Reaper: You have sunk my battleship! Bill, Ted: Yes! Grim Reaper: You must play me again. Bill: WHAT? Grim Reaper: Uh, best two out of three. Grim Reaper: I predict Colonel Mustard did it in the cellar with a candlestick. Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum! Grim Reaper: I said Plum! Ted: No, you didn't! Can we go back now? Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five! Bill S. Preston: You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds! Ted Logan: Dude, how are we gonna get out of this? We don't got any time! Bill S. Preston: Yeah we do, dude. Look, after we get away from this guy, we use the booth. We time travel back to before the concert and set up the things we need to get him now. The Grim Reaper: [rapping] You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.
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