Keri: How about you? Are you tired of my bullshit? Will: I'm a counselor; I'm attracted to it. Will: What should I do? Keri: Try to live. Ronny: Has anyone ever told you second-hand smoke kills? Nurse Marion: Yes, but they're all dead. Tony: Hasn't anyone ever told you that second-hand smoke kills? Nurse Marion: Yeah, but they're all dead. Keri: My brother killed my sister. Will: How did he do that? Keri: With a really big, sharp kitchen knife. Norma: Oh. Miss Tate. I didn't mean to make you jump. It's Halloween. I guess everyone's entitled to one good scare. Keri: I've had my share. John: Mom, I am not responsible for you. That's it, I've had enough. I can't take it anymore mom. He's dead. Michael Myers is dead. John: Because today is the day. I can feel it. Today is the day you are going to realize that I am seventeen years old and your overprotection and paranoia is inhibiting my growing process. John: If you want to stay handcuffed to your dead brother, that's fine. But your not dragging me along. Not anymore. John: It just occured to me today that I've never celebrated Halloween before. Molly: And why's that? John: Oh, we've got a psychotic serial killer in the family who loves to butcher people on Halloween, and I just thought it in bad taste to celebrate. Keri: Okay, John. I know that you get your smart mouth from my side of the family, so I'll cut you a break.
[about shoplifting a bottle of alcoholic drink] John: I can't believe we're doing this. Charlie: Desperate measures. John: It's illegal. Charlie: It's harmless and expected. Sarah: Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten. Sarah: Paging Inconsiderate: Party of One. Okay Charlie, no sex games till I've eaten.
[Holding a Hockey Stick] Jimmy Howell: Jimmy's been suspended five times this year all ready for gettin' a little crazy with the stick. Ronny: Ah, Fuck Me Shit.
[to John Tate] Charlie Devereaux: You're an Oedipal enabler. Keri: My name's not Keri Tate. Will: Oooh, what is it? Keri: Laurie Strode. Will: [laughs] Strode?
[Fitz decides to contact Haddonfield about Michael Myers] Det. Matt Sampson: Yeah, you tell them to look for a guy with a cane and Alzheimer's. Fitz: The guy would be younger than I am, okay? I was 15 when he killed his sister back in '63.