Quotes from Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)
Kirk: How are we doing? McCoy: How are "we" doing? Funny you should put it quite that way, Jim. "We" are doing fine. Sulu: The word, sir? Kirk: The word is no. I am therefore going anyway.
[Their first look at the U.S.S. Excelsior] Uhura: Would you look at that! Kirk: My friends, the great experiment: The Excelsior. Ready for trial runs. Sulu: She's supposed to have transwarp drive. Scotty: Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon! Kirk: Come, come, Mr. Scott. Young minds, fresh ideas. Be tolerant! Scotty: The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. Kirk: You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor. McCoy: That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all the arguments he lost. Kirk: My God, Bones, what have I done? McCoy: What you had to do; what you always do: turn death into a fighting chance to live. Kirk: Sorry about your crew, but as we say on Earth, c'est la vie. Alien: To your planet, welcome. McCoy: I think that's *my* line, stranger. Alien: Oh, forgive. I here am new. But you are known, being McCoy from Enterprise. McCoy: You have me at a disadvantage, sir. Alien: Oh, I name not important. You seek I. Message received. Available ship stands by. McCoy: How much and how soon? Alien: How soon is now. How much is, where? McCoy: Somewhere in the Mutara sector. Alien: Oh, Mutara restricted! Take permits many; money more. McCoy: There aren't gonna be any damned permits! How can you get a permit to do a damned illegal thing? Look, price you name, money I got. Alien: Place *you* name, money *I* name, otherwise bargain, no. McCoy: Alright, damn it! It's Genesis! The name of the place we're going is GENESIS! Alien: Genesis? McCoy: Yes, Genesis! How can you be deaf with ears like that? Alien: Genesis allowed is not! Is planet forbidden! Captain Spock: Jim. Your name... is Jim. Captain Spock: My father says that you have been my friend. You came back for me. Kirk: You would have done the same for me. Captain Spock: Why would you do this? Kirk: Because the needs of the one... outweigh the needs of the many. Captain Spock: [pacing] I have been and ever shall be your friend. Kirk: Yes. Yes, Spock. Captain Spock: Ship, out of danger? Kirk: You saved the ship. You saved us all. Don't you remember? Captain Spock: Jim. Your name is Jim. Kirk: Yes. Cmdr. Hikaru Sulu: DON'T call me "Tiny."
[Kirk and party commandeer a Klingon ship] Kirk: You! Help us or die! Maltz: I do not deserve to live. Kirk: Fine. I'll kill you later. Kirk: You. Help us or die. Maltz: I do not deserve to live. Kirk: Fine, I'll kill you later.
[later, once safely in Warp Speed] Kirk: Take care of the prisoner. Maltz: Wait! You said you would kill me. Kirk: I lied. Elevator voice: Level, please. Scotty: Transporter room. Elevator voice: Thank you. Scotty: [under breath] Up your shaft. Kirk: Scan for vessels in pursuit. McCoy: [in Spock's voice and manner] Scanning. Indications negative at this time.
[everyone stares at him] McCoy: [as himself] Did I get it right? Security Guard: Make it quick, Admiral. They're moving him to the Federation funny farm. Kirk: Yes, poor friend. I hear he's fruity as a nutcake. Kirk: [showing the Vulcan salute] How many fingers do I have up? McCoy: That's not very damn funny.
[after stealing the Enterprise] Kirk: Gentlemen, your work today has been outstanding and I intend to recommend you all for promotion... in whatever fleet we end up serving. Captain Styles: [on the comm speakers] Kirk, you do this, you'll never sit in the Captain's chair again. Kirk: Warp speed.
[Aboard the Excelsior]
[Kirk finds McCoy in Spock's quarters] McCoy: Jim... help me. You left me... on Genesis... why did you do that? Help me... Kirk: Bones? What the hell are you doing? Have you lost your mind? McCoy: Help me, Jim. Take me home. Kirk: Home is where we are. We are home. McCoy: Then perhaps it's not too late. Climb the steps, Jim. Climb the steps of Mt. Seleyah. Kirk: Mt. Seleyah? Bones, Mt. Seleyah's on Vulcan. We're home. On Earth. McCoy: Remember... Ambassador Sarek: You must bring them to Mt. Seleyah, on Vulcan. Only there can both find peace. Kirk: What you ask... is difficult. Ambassador Sarek: You will find a way, Kirk. If you honor them both, you must. Kirk: I will. I swear. "Mr. Adventure": Look at you. You're a twenty-year space veteran, yet you pick the worst duty station in town. I mean, look at this place. This is the hind end of space. Commander Nyota Uhura: Peace and quiet appeals to me, Lieutenant. "Mr. Adventure": Well, maybe that's OK for someone like you, whose career is winding down. But me, I need some excitement, some adventure... maybe even just a surprise or two. Commander Nyota Uhura: Well, you know what they say, Lieutenant. Be careful what you wish for. You might get it.
[Kirk, McCoy and Sulu enter the transporter room] Kirk: Uhura, is everything ready? Commander Nyota Uhura: Step into my parlor, gentlemen. "Mr. Adventure": That's Admiral Kirk, my God! Commander Nyota Uhura: Very good for you, Lieutenant. "Mr. Adventure": But it's damned irregular. No destination points, no encoded ID's. Commander Nyota Uhura: All true. "Mr. Adventure": So what are we gonna do about it? Commander Nyota Uhura: I'm not gonna do anything about it. You're gonna sit in the closet. "Mr. Adventure": The *closet*? Have you lost your sense of reality? Commander Nyota Uhura: This isn't reality.
[Turns a phaser on him] Commander Nyota Uhura: This is fantasy. You wanted adventure, how's this? The old adrenaline going, huh? Good boy. Now get in the closet. "Mr. Adventure": OK... Commander Nyota Uhura: Go on. "Mr. Adventure": I'll just get in the closet. All right! Damn!
[Falls into the closet and shuts the door] McCoy: I'm glad you're on *our* side! Lieutenant Saavik: How many have paid the price for your impatience? How many have died? How much damage have you done, and what is yet to come? Kruge: I've come a long way for the power of Genesis, and what do I find? A weakling human, a Vulcan boy, and a woman! Lieutenant Saavik: My lord, we are survivors of a doomed expedition. This planet will destroy itself in hours. The Genesis experiment is a failure. Kruge: A failure? The most destructive force ever created? You will tell me the secret of the Genesis torpedo. Lieutenant Saavik: I have no knowledge. Kruge: Then I hope pain's something you enjoy.
[Witnessing the destruction of the Enterprise] Kirk: My God, Bones... what have I done? McCoy: What you had to do. What you always do: turn death into a fighting chance to live. Scotty: All systems automated and ready. A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her. Kirk: Thank you, Mr. Scott. I'll try not to take that personally. Excelsior First Officer: [on communicator] Yellow alert! Captain to the bridge! Yellow alert! Captain Styles: Bridge, this is the Captain. How can you have yellow alert in spacedock? Excelsior First Officer: [on communicator] Sir, someone is stealing the Enterprise! Kirk: Klingon bastard! You killed my son! Kirk: David, what went wrong? David Marcus: I went wrong. David Marcus: Genesis doesn't work. I can't believe they'd kill us for it. Kruge: Commander, your young friend is wrong. And to prove my sincerity, I will now kill one of the prisoners. Kirk: No, wait... Kruge: [in Klingon] Kill one of the prisoners. I don't care which. Maltz: Wait! You said you would kill me. Kirk: I lied.
[the ENTERPRISE faces off against a cloaked Klingon Bird of Prey] Kirk: If my guess is right, she'll have to de-cloak before she can fire. McCoy: May all your guesses be right. Kirk: The needs of the one outweighed the needs of the many. McCoy: Rapid aging. All genetic metabolism accelerated. Kirk: What about his mind? McCoy: His mind is a void. It seems, Admiral, that I've got all his marbles. Adm. James T. Kirk: If we don't help each other, we'll die here. Kruge: Perfect. Then that's the way it shall be. Kruge: I come all-l the way across the universe... and what do I find? Kirk: [stomping on Kruge the Klingon] I have had... enough... of YOU!
[Kruge falls into the abyss]
[McCoy is informed of the danger of the transfusion] McCoy: I choose the danger!
[to Kirk] McCoy: hell of a time to ask... Scotty: [studying the Klingon bird-of-prey's helm] Where's the damn anti-matter inducer? Cmdr. Pavel Chekov: That?... no, *that*! Scotty: That or nothing. Torg: [the Klingons have boarded the Enterprise only to find it is deserted] My Lord, the ship appears to be deserted. Kruge: How can that be? They're hiding. Torg: Yes, sir. The ship appears to be run by computer. It is the only thing that is speaking. Kruge: Speaking? Let me hear it. Enterprise Computer: [Torg walks over to a console, placing his communicator towards it] 9-8-7-6-5... Kruge: GET OUT! GET OUT OF THERE! GET OUT! Enterprise Computer: 2-1...
[the Enterprise bridge explodes]