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[Kissy says she will be sleeping elsewhere. Bond shoves his oyster dinner aside.] James Bond: Well, I won't need these. Helga Brandt: I've got you now. James Bond: Well enjoy yourself.
[About to make love to Helga Brandt] James Bond: Oh the things I do for England. Aki: I think I will enjoy very much serving under you. Aki: You wouldn't touch that horrible woman, would you? James Bond: Oh heaven forbid.
[Coded message to headquarters.] James Bond: Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honor with great success. Russian Diplomat: The world knows we are a peace-loving people. Tiger Tanaka: It can save your life, this cigarette. Blofeld: I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr. Bond. Blofeld: The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It's the last program you're likely to see. James Bond: Well, if I'm gonna be forced to watch television, may I smoke? Blofeld: Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond. Blofeld: Goodbye, Mr. Bond! Blofeld: Kill Bond! Now! James Bond: If you're Tanaka, then how do you feel about me? Tiger Tanaka: Why I... love you. Blofeld: James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong. James Bond: Yes, this is my second life. Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond. Tiger Tanaka: Permit me to introduce myself. I am Tanaka. Please call me Tiger. James Bond: If you're Tanaka, then how do you feel about me? Tiger Tanaka: [the code response] I... love you. James Bond: Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way.
[Being bathed by Tanaka's women.] Tiger Tanaka: You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. All Japanese men have beautiful bare skin. James Bond: Ancient Japanese proverb, "Bird never make nest in bare tree."
[James is in bed with a Chinese woman] James Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? Chinese Girl: You think we better, huh? James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. Chinese Girl: Darling, I give you very best duck.
[Choosing a masseuse.] James Bond: If it's all the same to you, I'll just take this little old lady here. Tiger Tanaka: Good choice, she's very sexyful.
[Bond is caught trying to enter the SPECTRE spacecraft.] Blofeld: You made a mistake, my friend. No astronaut would enter the capsule carrying his air conditioner.
[Bond is about to have his chest waxed so he can pass for Japanese] James Bond: Couldn't you just dye the parts that show? Tiger Tanaka: Rule number one: never do anything yourself when someone else can do it for you. James Bond: And rule two? Tiger Tanaka: Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second. James Bond: I just might retire here. Tiger Tanaka: My mother told me never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you it seems Bond-san will get into anything with any girl. MoneyPenny: Oh, by the way, how was the girl? James Bond: (turns the lamp towards her, interrogation style) Which girl? MoneyPenny: The...uh...Chinese one we set you up with? James Bond: Another few minutes and I would have found out. Chinese Government men: But this is extortion! Blofeld: Extortion...is my business. Blofeld: As you can see, I'm going to inaugurate a little war. Henderson: That was stirred, not shaken?
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