Quotes from
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
Axel: [Jason's hand falls on Axel and Nurse Morgan] Jesus Christmas! Holy Jesus goddamn! Holy Jesus jumping Christmas shit!Jimmy: He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing.
Jimmy: Ted. I think... I think when we get to town I should call Betty.
Ted: Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice, I mean that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new.
Jimmy: I don't know anyone new.
Ted: Well, sex is a great way to meet them.
Ted: [to Jimmy] You're a dead fuck.
Ted: And Jimbo, don't be such a dead fuck.
Jimmy: I told you... I told you that I didn't like that.
Ted: Let me put this into the ol' computer.
Jimmy: Ted, I'm serious about this.
Ted: Hey, the computer don't lie.
Sara: I'm going upstairs.
Doug: Are you tired?
Sara: No.
[pause]
Sara: Do you want to sleep in the bottom bunk?
Doug: Do you want to sleep in the top bunk?
Sara: No.
Sheriff: [on TV news] Yes, the man responsible for the murders in Wessex County this past week is at this moment in the Wessex County Medical Center.
Axel: [to Jason's body] Hey, that's you they're talking about on TV, pal.
Axel: [Nurse Morgan starts to leave] Hey, hey. Where you going?
Nurse Morgan: I'll tell you where I'm going! I'm going crazy!
Tommy: [after watching the teens skinny-dipping] Some pack of patootsies, huh?
Trish: Tommy.
Jimmy: Hey, Ted, where's that corkscrew? You know, that fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted. Ted? Ted! Hey, Ted, where the hell is the corkscrew?
[Jason shoves it into Jimbo's hand]
Rob Dire: Help. He's killing me. He's killing me.
Mrs. Jarvis: Someone left the front door open again.
Tommy: We're in the country.
Mrs. Jarvis: Well, what happens if the psycho wanders in?
Trish: Probably challenge him to a game of Zaxxon.
Nurse Morgan: [lights click off] Get lost, Axel. I'm busy. I've had more than enough of you for one night.
[pause]
Nurse Morgan: Read my lips, leave me alONE! AAH!
[Jason grabs her, props her against a wall, and guts her with a scalpel]
Axel: You got the curse?
Nurse Morgan: If I do, you're it!
Trish: [in the house with Jason] Tommy! Tommy, get the hell outta here!
[Jason appears. Trish then holds him off with the machete]
Trish: You son of a bitch! I'll give ya something to remember us by.
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