Rusty: I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. Clark Griswold: How did you win four cars? Rusty: You know, put in a dollar, win a car. Put in another dollar, win another car... Clark Griswold: Give me the keys. Audrey, you drive the white one; Ellen, the red one
[a Ferrari] Clark Griswold: , Rusty, you drive the Mustang, and I'll drive the big, black one
[a Hummer] Clark Griswold: . After you, Mr. Papagiorgio. Ellen Griswold: [Clark and Ellen have found Rusty] Russell Griswold! You get out of that hot tub right now! Girl in Hot Tub: I'm sorry, you have the wrong person. This is Mr. Papagiorgio. Ellen Griswold: His name's not Papagiorgio! It's Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student! Clark Griswold: [Clark and Ellen have found Audrey dancing at the Club Aereola] Audrey! What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us? Audrey Griswold: What? You told me to get a summer job! Rusty: Isn't there legalized prostitution in Vegas? Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose. Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick me up Eddie. Rusty: Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on Mom! Clark Griswold: It's all part of the act, Russ. Wayne Newton: You got a lovely wife, Clark. Clark Griswold: Yes, that's why I entered into the sacred bonds of marriage with her. Cousin Eddie: It is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. Clark Griswold: Eddie, has anyone ever told you you're bad luck? Cousin Eddie: Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if your body's covered in third degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy. Rusty: Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me across the bed again? Rusty: So I says to him, I said "Get your own monkey!" Clark Griswold: Where the hell is the damn dam tour? Hoover Dam Guide: I am your dam guide, Arnie, please don't wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions? Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?
[Clark is losing again at blackjack] Clark Griswold: Twenty. Marty: Twenty. It's a push! Clark Griswold: Hey, its a tie! I didn't lose! Marty: That's it, Griswold! Now you're freakin' dead!
[Marty points to the Table Limit Sign $10 minimum] Marty: Read it, Griswold, that sign isn't there to hold the table down. Clark Griswold: What can I do with five dollars? Marty: Buy a bullet, and rent a gun? Clark Griswold: [to his kids, played by the fourth different set of actors in as many "Vacation" movies] You guys are growing up so fast, I hardly recognize you anymore! Wayne Newton: Ellen, I've always been a moral man. But my resolve is melting in the light of your blinding smile. Ellen Griswold: Um, maybe you're just hungry, would you like some more pasta?